Tag Archives: VdB

Anti-Sex Beard Tendencies, Training, Saluting Puyol, y Mas

4 Mar

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Can everyone step AWAY from the big razor, please?? They’ve already got poor Albiol and Cesc! From bearded glory to teenage “price check on aisle 5” grocery boys. *cries* La Roja needs more sponsors that are Team Preserve The Sex Beard! You gotta love VdB’s “Go for my stache & I’ll cut a bitch” look though.

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“Who let Diego Costa in here?”

4 Mar

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You know peeps were thinking that upon his arrival today…mmhmm. Boy, I would not want to be in his position. It’s tough enough being the new guy, imagine being the new guy AND Diego Costa. Yikes, no thank you! I’m sure Diego thought his arrival was going to be the attention grabber of the day and maybe it was in other places, but at HB&HB we’re all about the easy, breezy, beautiful Xabi arrival and Sergio’s crotch pockets…yes, crotch pockets. Continue reading

La Roja in Equatorial Guinea

15 Nov

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Oh look, cuties on a plane! I’m going to forgive Javi’s thumbs up/point to ya homie combination, because I realize it could have been a lot worse…. He could’ve went all wangsta on us & posed with his chin resting between his thumb and index finger. Yeah, you know the pose. *sigh*

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Safety in Uniforms

14 Nov

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That’s right, you won’t find any fashion horrors in this La Roja post. Everyone has safely transitioned into NT life and it’s track suits all day, everyday. Not to worry though, there’s still a whole lotta of cute and sexayy to go around even if the boys are uniformed up. Thankfully, the weather is still warm enough for shorts! Hello muscley Spanish legs.

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International Break Means Get Your Worst Outfit Ready…

13 Nov

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…at least for Sergio it does. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. He. Wearing. Dear Lord, just when you thought you’ve seen the worst from him!

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La Roja Ready for Belarus

10 Oct

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Seriously, bless the photographers who take shots like this one.They really bring out everything this blog stands for, all that naughty, dirty, yumminess that comes to mind at the sight of them. ALLLLL the keepers want to booty pop and back those thangs into Iker! That’s how La Roja does it……prepare for WC Qualifiers that is.

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Day Two of La Roja Action

9 Oct

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Who likes a big ol’ training badonk? I do! We all do! Poor Valdes is focusing on the wrong bit of roundness, tsk tsk. The boys got right back into it today, working those fine bootays out!

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La Roja Days Are Here Again

8 Oct

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Sergio presents us with a very interesting juxtaposition, pairing his Virgin Mary tee with his Dsquared crotch. Where will our eyes go first? (no surprise) Why do I feel guilty? Why is he testing us?? I give up, you sexy, sexay thang.

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La Roja Ready for Finland

5 Sep

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Soldado’s got a hold of Iker and someone’s got a hold of their wedgie…we see you unidentified male in the upper right corner! La Roja finished up their preparations for tomorrow’s WC Qualifier against Finland….can we get a big win, boys??

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A Big Ol’ La Roja Pick-Me-Up

4 Sep

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With all the La Liga/transfer drama & sadness, International Duty couldn’t have come at a better time. Hopefully the magic of La Roja & their pretty pretty can drag us out of depression and mourning for a few moments. This is a big post with a lot of compiled shizz, so I aim to bring smiles to your faces at least once! Here we go, awful outfits, handsome faces, and singing…yes, singing.

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