The Daily Drool: Declan Rice

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Center back/defensive midfielder Declan currently plays for West Ham. He has represented the Republic of Ireland at the U16, U17, U19, U21 and senior levels.

The Daily Drool: Matt Jarvis

Wow indeed! Look what the Easter Bunny brought us! A nekkid man who also does laundry! Is this a dream?! If so, don’t wake me up. Winger Matt currently plays for Norwich City. He has represented England at the senior level. The coolest thing about him though is that he’s a staunch LGBTQ ally. In 2013, then with West Ham,  he posed for Attitude magazine and discussed homophobia in football. Good on you, Matt!

The Daily Drool: Michail Antonio

25 year old winger Michail worked his way up through the lower levels of English football (and 7 clubs) before signing to West Ham in 2015.

The Daily Drool: Aaron Cresswell

Boyish 24 year old left back Aaron joined West Ham in July after 3 seasons at Ipswich Town.

The Daily Drool: Matthew Taylor

Midfielder Matthew Taylor just made the move from West Ham to Burnley. He has represented England at the U21 and B levels.

The Daily Drool: Ricardo Vaz Tê

Striker/winger Ricardo plays for West Ham United. He has represented Portugal at the U17, U19, U20, U21 and U23 levels. Just so you know boyfriend’s bod is ripped.

Bits & Bobs: Concentracion, Call Ups, Model SBs, Amigos!, Kittens!, Pirata & For Shame, Cesc Fabregas

Behind as ever, that’s me! Anyhow, the match is less than 2 hours away and I’m just catching up on posting, thanks to the evil neighbors who decided to roll home at 2 AM and throw an impromptu party in their backyard, waking me up. I finally shrieked out the window at them around 3 am and they shut up. However, I didn’t fall back asleep until about 6 AM so I’m a bit out of it. Arseholes. Do they not realize that I have to post pictures of hot footy players for an international audience? PRIORITIES, LOUD NEIGHBORS! LEARN THEM!