Tag Archives: Your Mother Would Not Approve

Are You F***ing Kidding Me?!

26 May

Wow. This interview just popped up on my Twitter feed and my eyebrows shot into the stratosphere.
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UEFA clears Busquets

16 May

Of fucking course they did. I guess it was too much to expect the UEFA to take any real action. Lip service only apparently. I can just imagine the statements. Let me guess: football triumphed. Just shameful. More later – I’m on the subway and I’m about to lose reception. When I get above ground again, I’ll add links, etc. So fucking angry.

Everybody Must Get Stoned/Armed Police All Up In Crispy’s Crib

8 May

(Photo courtesy of Marca)

Yeah, so some Sevilla fans didn’t much like that 6-2 loss they suffered yesterday so their solution was to throw rocks at the Real Madrid bus (as the fans of so many other La Liga teams have done this season).  Thankfully no one was hurt and the team made it to their flight and home safely.

In other related criminal news, apparently armed police raided a Lisbon apartment owned by Cristiano Ronaldo! Turns out his tenant was wanted for car jacking and several ATM robberies. Crispy has a management company handling the leasing of the apartment so he had no idea what was going on.

Guti Looking Good & Being Bad, New Signings, Things Could Be Much Worse and Raul

4 May

Ah, Guti! Out and about in Istanbul. There were a few bits of English that we could catch (“very well” and “fuck off”), apparently when asked how long he would be staying in Istanbul, he said “one month.” Oh please, please, please Guti, come to NY and make my dull little life worth living with your antics! I might have to drop out of grad school to keep up the blogging about the shenanigans, but I think it just might be worth it!  This video came via ONTD_Football.

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Doucheweed of the Day: Sergio Busquets (He Earned It, Peeps)

29 Apr

Okay, as you all know, I’m all about fair here, but this? This is not fair. It’s appalling. As if his diving wasn’t bad enough, here’s video of of Sergio Busquets calling Marcelo a “mono.”  That means “monkey,” y’all.  Busquets, you shamed yourself, your team and your fans. No one is going to defend your racist ass over this one. You owe Marcelo – and everyone else – an apology. To me, this isn’t a Barca vs. Real Madrid issue. This is an issue of a flat out racial slur and Busquets is bang out of order. Fuck him. UEFA, you need to act on this and other racist bullshit, no matter what the team.  I’m just disgusted over how bad this whole El Clasico thing is getting. Real/Barca, get your fucking shit together.

This information was originally over on ONTD_Football and I thank notoriousjk for bringing it to my attention. I had my head all up in the grad school reading tonight and missed it.

UPDATE: If you would like to express your outrage, drop an email to Platini and his cronies at info@uefa.com. I’ve already sent one. You can also email FC Barcelona at oab@fcbarcelona.cat. Please remember to be respectful and civil in your emails (but I know you will). Take the high road, unlike Busquets.


27 Apr

Excuse me while I go drink the memory of that clusterfuck away with Shiggers.  Make no mistake, we didn’t play well, but HOLY FUCK, that turned out to be a complete nightmare on about 800 levels. I’ll be back later. I know we’re all upset  and tempers are flaring on both sides, but remember, be civil. I’m not down with hate speech. So keep it on the game and let cooler heads prevail. I love you all and I’ll post more later. xoxo Lozil (PS I have my Blackberry with me so if comments get out of hand, I will be unapproving and deleting).


8 Apr

Hey, Barca – you like fingers so much? Well, I’ve got a finger for you.

Stop being a bunch of smug classless fucks. If the tables were turned and we did something like this, you would go absolutely ballistic and the press would tear us a new one. And don’t pooh-pooh it and say “Oh that’s not what it means” like Pique did after the last Clasico. You know exactly what you’re doing. And it’s lame.  You’re a a great team (and I don’t hate on you), but your graciousness leaves much to be desired. And this sort of crap is beneath you or any other side. I would be pissed as hell if Los Blancos did something like this. So yeah, all I’ve got to say is this: Barca? STFU.

Updated: Madrid belongs to us!

20 Mar

Our heroes! Karim and Ozi brought it on home in our 2-1 win over Atleti in today’s Derby.  I apologize if this recap is slightly incoherent…

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UPDATED: Complete and Utter Doucheweed of the Day

1 Mar

I read this last night and my blood started boiling. It makes me madder and madder every time that I think about it so I had to get this off my chest. Anyone who knows me is aware of how much I love animals.  Just ask Shiggers how I feel about my “kitten” (aka my 15 year old cat Max), who is probably the most spoiled and adored creature on earth.

So here’s the scenario:  Colombian clubs Deportivo Pereira and Atletico Junior are playing.  Junior’s mascot is an owl and they believe when it flies over the stadium the team will win…

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