It looks like everyone is feeling the need for speed, except for Pepe. Look at that poor, little, gloved grip on the side of the golf cart! He probably would’ve jumped out if Benz was in the driver’s seat 😉 Given the weekend we had, it really is nice to see the boys in such good spirits. I know the smiles are helping me move on, that still doesn’t mean I don’t want to see them tear into Sevilla tomorrow!
Top of La Liga and Kickin’ Ass in the Champions League
28 Feb*Cue the dramatic music* Our last two matches… in two different competitions…our boys did great things and were rewarded BIG in return. El Smackdown Madrileno! Against Elche we took away the three points and did what?… Oh yeah, assumed our position at the top of La Liga! (with help from Real Sociedad, thank you!) Coming off of that high, it was time to get down to Champions League business. From what we saw on Wednesday, it looked like our boys not only wanted to do well, but also they were up for dishing out a spankin’! Ooh-wee kickin’ ass in Germany! With that, Real Madrid became the first team to score 6 away goals on German soil, in the history of the Champions League. (MisterChip) How’s that for a stat??
Athletic Bilbuzzkill
4 FebIs it safe to say that this is was everyone’s reaction to all that went down during the Bilbao match? Minus the Isco smile of course. (I wonder who really is getting the bird from him though?) Some awful play acting from some of the Bilbuzzkill men, a riDICK red card for Cristiano, the return of Varane (for a whole two minutes), and a stankin’ one point. Yep, this weekend wasn’t too hot. BOO!
A Very Close One in Pamplona
17 DecThere are very few times where I’m happy I missed a match and I gotta say, Saturday was one of those times. I was sitting, waiting for my sister’s graduation to begin (woot woot educated bitches!) and everytime my phone buzzed it was to alert me that somethang was goin’ wrong! A big miss for us, a big chance for Osasuna, another big miss for us…then we were losing 2-0 and down to 10 men. Ay ay ay ay ayyyyyyy! I remember the exact moment when I decided to give up calculating the point difference between us, Barca, & Atleti if we were to lose, put my phone away, and put a smile back on my face, like a proper, supportive, younger sister should do in that type of situation. Thankfully, our boys rallied to get a point out of Osasuna and I didn’t get in trouble for pouting through the post-graduation family meal. 🙂
Last Training of The Week, Ancelotti Loves Xabi, Zizou Loves Cris, & Hello Spandex!
6 DecBooty stretches? Check. Last training session complete? Check, Check. Hello weekend & hello Copa del Rey! The boys have prepared all week and tomorrow they’ll take on Olimpic de Xativa at the La Murta Stadium.
An Almeria Spankin’
26 NovFresh off of International Duty and our boys come back and smack Almeria with a manita. We love our goal-fests, so please keep them comin’!
Commander Cristiano Leads Troops to Victory
2 NovAttention Troop Real Madrid, Commander Cristiano is on the pitch! I’m sure Sepp Blabber didn’t know what he was setting in motion when he made his comments, but he should think about sending an apology to Sevilla! Don’t piss off our Crissy, nuh uh. Aside from the drama, how amaaaaze was it watching an RM goal-fest again?? I love it! Can’t we use fury of a trophy-less season and the Spanish media circus to push us to bring the ass kicking to EVERY match?? Let’s do it Los Blancos.
How ya like that Champions League action?
22 SepHey if we can start the CL competition with a bang like this, I hope we can go out in the same style! And by out, I mean winning the whole damn thing of course. The final bang better be someone dropping our trophy! *hint hint Sergio*
All You Need is One
29 AugYes sir! One goal from Benz and we took the three points away from Granada. You can tell Benz is just loving life right now, “I score ze goals and ze peeple love me. Allo peeple!” I won’t take away from his moment and talk about how he can make us even happier….at least not just yet. 🙂