Okay, I lied, Unai is the oldest Muppet Baby this week. He’s 21 (I believe), but damn, look how adorable he is! And he’s Iker’s brother! And he’s sucking on his finger in that picture (and he looks sooo much like Iker right then. Let’s pretend he’s not wearing what looks like a Members Only jacket, shall we?) And…oh never mind, he’s hot and we’re featuring him. I’m sure you won’t mind a few more pictures, right?
If you can bear to look at his most hideous visage, read on….
Iker’s bebe brother is 8 years younger than him and plays as a central midfielder for CD Mostoles in the Spanish third division. He has no interest in becoming a first division player and just enjoys playing for his team. According to Iker, Unai is the smart one and trilingual (Spanish, French and English). Iker also claims to be the wild and crazy one of the family in the same interview. Seriously, Iker? That must mean that the rest of your family are actuaries or Amish or sumpin’, ‘cuz honey, the last thing you strike me as is ‘wild.’ Maybe he means ‘wild’ as in “I had 4 spoonfuls of ice cream today’ or ‘Sara and I did it not in the missionary position for once!” I love me some Iker, but he doesn’t seem like an off the rails sorta guy. I’d LOVE to be surprised and find out his secret wild/kinky side (and no, fan fic Iker doesn’t count, people). But back to Unai…
Unai is studying company and marketing analysis (Hmmm, maybe they are a family of actuaries at heart) and seems like a truly grounded guy. Unamadridista (who else? She rules!) translated a great interview with Unai last September.
I love that Iker and Unai seem to have such a great relationship. Unai seems to enjoy irking his big brother. Witness the brothers in younger years (bebe Iker always cracks me up). That little brat Unai is wearing a Barca jacket. You just know he did that to bust on Iker’s chops.
Lord, they are badly dressed aren’t they? Bless. But thankfully, they grew up even though their fashion sense really hasn’t improved a ton.
Okay, there are about a million things wrong with this picture, not even counting the acid wash. They look like boy band-ers on a day off or a lame toothpaste ad or some sort of late ’80s PSA telling you how to protect yourself from STDs. It’s just not on, Brothers Casillas. You are both screechingly hot. Please work on the photo shoots, will ya? That said, I love these two “wild and crazy” dorks. (Wait a minute, if Iker is the ‘wild’ one, hanging out with Unai must be like watching paint dry. That’s a bit disturbing, isn’t it? But I shall focus on The Pretty and not think of such things…) Special thanks really do need to go out to Senor & Senora Casillas for providing us with two such lovely children. Bless you and your fantastic genetics!
Well, here ends our first Muppet Babies Week! Hope you enjoyed seeing your potential crushes of the future. We’ll get back to the big boys now. If you have someone that you want to see featured on The Daily Drool, please emails us at hbandshbreak [at] gmail [dot] com, leave a note in the comment section or hit us up on Twitter.