Ready For El Clasico

Well, hello there! I have barely had time to breathe, much less post about matches. I’ve tried to keep up as best I can, shoehorning recorded games in at odd hours. That’s going to happen again tomorrow since El Clasico is being played midday on a Wednesday. Urgh.

Ready For Valladolid

The team held their final training before meeting Real Valladolid at the Bernabeu.

It’s Official: Welcome Luka Jović & Eden Hazard!

While I’ve been sitting in a stuffy conference room for days getting a work certification, Real Madrid has started moving on rebuilding the team.

Ready To Meet Getafe

La Liga Match Day 34 is upon us. Real Madrid meets Getafe away at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez tomorrow.

Zizou 2: Electric Boogaloo, Militão And More

I’ve been consumed with work and a course I am taking and I was just so sad about how things had been going that I haven’t updated in a while. However, the return of Zizou was hugely helpful to my psyche (and probably that of most Madridistas).

When Frankenshirt Met Frankendress & Other Tales from London

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One of the fun things to do every year is see what outrageous fashion appears at The Best awards. I mean, Dani Alves is always worth a look – remember when he went apeshit with a bedazzler? And Messi never disappoints in his sartorial faux pas. Ah, but our Sese in a class by himself as is his missus. The happy couple hit the plane attired in their signature idiosyncractic style. Special shoutout to Pilar’s tangerine studded leather jacket because that is truly something and Sergio is just bein’ Sergio. Note the Frankenshirt. I swear to fuck, this man cannot purchase something that hasn’t been pieced together from seven different other garments. I bet his fave Dolly Parton song is “Coat of Many Colors” Anyhow, at first glance, it’s Frankenlicious, but tame for Sergio. But you really need to see the full thing…

The Week So Far…

I make a whole big statement about starting to post again and then promptly get felled by an epic bronchial infection that has had me flat on my ass all week. Typical.  Anyhow, I’m slowly starting to come out of it now so I’m going to try again! There’s the bulk of a week to catch up on so I’ll do a drive by.

Ready For The Final

Ready or not, it’s time for the Champions League final!

Open Media Day 2018

Greetings from a small Caribbean island where I am currently on vacation!  While I’m idling in the sun, it’s full speed ahead in Madrid.

Ready To Meet Sevilla

Los Blancos had their final session before facing Sevilla tomorrow at the Sánchez Pizjuán.