Yes, I still exist! And I still watch football! I’m just in the middle of school and job hunting and freelancing and shit has been mad challenging for awhile. I don’t have any help here at the moment so I just can’t keep up. But whatever, that’s my drama, not your’s so how about that Benz hat trick? Very nice indeed. The team signed the ball (shirtless in many cases, thanks for the video RM!) and said that he was going to give it to Melia. Aw! Continue reading
Prepping For Getafe
22 AprPrepping For El Clasico & Boss Babies
25 OctI’ve been focusing on letter writing to get out the vote for the midterm elections so that’s definitely cut down on my Real Madrid time. I did get to watch the Champions League match (while still writing) but it’s been hit or miss otherwise for the past few weeks. But El Clasico is upon us and I’ve just posted my final bunch of letters so I’m taking a break from freaking out about the fuckery in my country to focus on freaking out about El Clasico. Ugh. Continue reading
“Class Picture Day” 2018 & More
17 SepLos Blancos had their annual team picture taken today or as I call it “Class Picture Day” because everyone gets all spiffy and is on their best behavior just like you do when you’re in school. Continue reading
Thursday Training & More On The Champions League Draw/UEFA Awards
30 AugBefore the reps of RM jetted off to Monaco for the Champions League draw, there was work to be done. Continue reading
Off To Miami & The ICC
28 JulThe team took off for Miami today. But before they left, they had time for one final training session. Continue reading
Friday Double Session
27 JulThe team had completed their third double training session of the week today. Continue reading
World Cup 2018: Group Stage Round 3 Recap
29 JunAnd into the knockout stage we go! It wouldn’t be the men’s World Cup without high drama, fake drama, hard eye-rolling, bored sighs, compelling narratives, and trash hot takes. Having so much of all this in just two weeks makes me wonder what’s coming in the next four. 😟 Continue reading
So Yeah, We Did That
13 JunLeave it to Real Madrid to feed the Drama Llama the extra special Purina llama chow. I just can’t. As I was telling watishista M in the comments, I’ve been dealing with major upheavals in my own life, hence, why there has been almost no posting besides the Drools since the Champions League final. I have not been able to handle one iota extra of clusterfuckery and as we all know, our beloved team serves it up by the truck load. Case in point: our new coach, Julen Lopetegui. Continue reading
Time To Meet Juventus
2 AprAnd they’re off to Turin! The Champions League is back! Continue reading
Merry Christmas From Los Blancos
25 DecMerry Christmas for those celebrating today! Real Madrid began putting up their annual celebration photos and videos (with more to come). Here’s the first round of goodies. Continue reading