Welcome To The World Alessandro & Leonardo Morata Campello!

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Our King Muppet Baby and his wife Alice became the parents of twin boys yesterday in Venice after what sounds like a very difficult pregnancy. Congrats to the happy little family. Can’t wait to see more of little Alessandro and Leonardo!

– Lozil

A Trophy, A Birthday, A Retirement & Much More

Well, it certainly has been an eventful few days, hasn’t it? We won our 5th (!!!!) title of the year on Saturday.

It’s Official: Morata To Chelsea

Chelsea won the race to sign King Muppet Baby for a reported £60m.

Wedding Bells Ring For King Muppet Baby!

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Our little one is growing up! Morata is all set to wed his sweetie Alice tomorrow. Here’s a rough translation of his sweet caption.

Finally the day is coming, tomorrow I’m going to marry the woman of my dreams. If I had been given a paper and a pen when I was a child, I’m sure I would have drawn you. You’re the best of my life. I love you.

Aw! Looking forward to seeing the pictures. He’s not the only one with wedding plans this summer! Lucas and Macarena are getting hitched as well!

Mazel tov to the happy couple!

– Lozil

Prep For Granada Continues

Two days until Los Blancos meet Granada and the preparation continues. I can’t believe the season is so close to ending!

Ready For Sporting Gijón

Mmmm, indeed. That’s our boys in a nutshell.

Well, I didn’t manage to post this before midnight (I’ve got a stinking cold and my whole sleep cycle is off) so it’s already game day. Here’s what the guys did yesterday in preparation for the match.

Time For International Duty

International duty is upon us, folks! Call ups and fixture list after the jump.

Happy Father’s Day!

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It’s Father’s Day in Europe and here’s how a few of the ballers acknowledged it. First up, The Baby and his baby (we still don’t know his name).

Ready For La Real & More

The team finished their last training session of the week and the last on before meeting Real Sociedad tomorrow.

Ready For Malaga

Y’all my heart is so heavy today, I can barely function. The Sweaty Shanks Peña is on their way over to my house to make protest signs for the march tomorrow and that’s all I can focus on. But I’m going to take a few minutes of solace in staring at our boys. Maybe that will cheer me up.