Tag Archives: Sergio Ramos

End of an Era: Farewell, Sergio

16 Jun
(Photo by Diego Souto/Quality Sport Images/Getty Images)

What on earth can I possibly say? There have been rumblings but the reality is still like punch to the gut. It’s Sergio, FFS! Tomorrow there will be a tribute to our capi and then he will speak to the press. I just…can’t at the moment. I will try to find some words later.

Lozil

Real Madrid Goes ASMR

2 Jan

Oooookay, I didn’t really expect that. Nivea has posted a trailer for an ASMR campaign that they are doing in conjunction with Real Madrid. It will be coming later in the year and you can vote (further down the page) on which character’s film you want to see next: security guard, physiotherapist, greenskeeper or player. If it were up to me, I would just have a perpetual Sergio Ramos ASMR. Can you imagine? The snap of a headband settling into place, the brushing of his hair (it’s getting longer!), the clank of a large Gucci belt buckle, the grunt of exertion as he tries to wiggle into skin tight green jeans, the spritzing of manly cologne, the creak of leather on an overpriced leather Frankenjacket, the jingling of his car keys as he leaves for the mall, the chonk-chonk of his bedazzler as he works on a new ball cap… It would be a beautiful thing. 2020 is already looking up.

– Lozil

The Ramos Gets His Model On

24 Aug

Don’t know what campaign these are from (if you know, please tell me!) but I found them on FY Sernando. Sergio is looking mighty fine indeed. Continue reading

End Of An Era: El Niño Retires

24 Aug

I’m feeling a bit weepy. Nando played his final match for Sagan Tosu against a Vissel Kobe side that featured two of his closest friends, Andres Iniesta and David Villa. Continue reading

It’s Kind Of Even Better Than I Expected

21 Jun

While I am still working on a post with all the outfits, etc. from the Sergio/Pilar wedding, they released a video and it’s even more over the top than I had envisioned. The newlyweds rode in a giant dragon in the sky while Europe played “The Final Countdown.” Pepe Reina tore his shirt. Santi Cazorla drank apparently his body weight in rum, did time in the bumper cars and totally spilled the tea. Fucking brilliant.  Leave it to Sergio & Pilar to exceed expectations.  They left yesterday for their honeymoon in Costa Rica.

– Lozil

The Countdown Begins: Sergio & Pilar’s Wedding

11 Jun

And they said it wouldn’t last… But here they are 6 years and 3 kids later. Continue reading

Sergio Has Something To Say

30 May

Sergio, like Roxxxy Andrews, is here is make it clear. He ain’t goin’ nowhere. So step off, rumor mongering hordes. Continue reading

Thursday Recovery Session, Awards And A Birthday

10 Jan

A scoreline of 3-0 in our favor? Yes, please! That was pleasant to see yesterday. Let’s keep going with that, gentlemen. Continue reading

The Final Training Session Of 2018

31 Dec

Another year in the books and the third consecutive year as world and European champions. Not too shabby, eh?  Continue reading

Belated Congrats: Three In A Row!

25 Dec

I’m recovering from surgery (again) so I’m quite a bit behind on my posting. Los Blancos won their third consecutive Club World Cup title a few days ago. Continue reading