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Hella Creepy Yet Somehow Mesmerizing

9 Apr

can't wait for tomorrow… ⚽️#derby #magista @nikefootball

A video posted by Nuri Sahin (@nurisahin) on

Nuri Sahin apparently needs a moment alone with his new Nike boots. GET A ROOM! #Awkward

– Lozil

Someone Didn’t Get The Memo

19 Feb

DaniWhat we have above is a well executed pre-match encouragement hug between Dani & Zizou. In fact, Double Zed hugged all his players, but one (hilariously) did not get the memo and the reaction was priceless. Continue reading

Things I Never Expected To See

11 Feb

#imwalkingonsunshine 🎶🎶 #beautifulday #pirlostyle #fun #hardwork #nycfc

A photo posted by Andrea Pirlo Official (@andreapirlo21) on

Andrea Pirlo hashtagging something #imwalkingonsunshine with a big ol’ grin on his face.

That is all.

– Lozil

All The Money In The World…

9 Dec

…and he chooses to dress like this. Well, Benz isn’t exactly known for his good decisions now is he? I guess we can just add this to the list. (At least the only place this bad decision will end him up is on the Worst Dressed List).

– Lozil

Jingle (Not) Bells

7 Dec

So who had the great idea to have Cristiano do Jingle Bells with household sounds? Yeah, I’m not sure either.  But here you are anyhow. It’s Cris shilling his headphones. Enjoy?

– Lozil

Preparations For Getafe and Who Is Minding The Store?

3 Dec

Satellite (6)Amidst all the drama, Los Blancos began preparing to meet Getafe on Saturday. Continue reading

Thanks For The Nightmares, Juve!

10 Jul

Don’t know about you but I find clowns hella creepy. Juve decided to traumatize us all by not only having creepy clowns in their new kit unveiling video but also by setting aforementioned clowns’ faces on fire. Even the presence of Claudio “Behold my bedroom eyes and chiseled cheekbones” Marchisio doesn’t make this any less horrifying. Gee thanks, Juve! As if I needed another reason for insomnia. At least Morata, Llorente and Gigi weren’t involved. I don’t need to equate Buffllmo with nightmares. That would be a big ol’ BuffllNO. ::shudder::

– Lozil

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