What on earth can I possibly say? There have been rumblings but the reality is still like punch to the gut. It’s Sergio, FFS! Tomorrow there will be a tribute to our capi and then he will speak to the press. I just…can’t at the moment. I will try to find some words later.
Lozil
Oooookay, I didn’t really expect that. Nivea has posted a trailer for an ASMR campaign that they are doing in conjunction with Real Madrid. It will be coming later in the year and you can vote (further down the page) on which character’s film you want to see next: security guard, physiotherapist, greenskeeper or player. If it were up to me, I would just have a perpetual Sergio Ramos ASMR. Can you imagine? The snap of a headband settling into place, the brushing of his hair (it’s getting longer!), the clank of a large Gucci belt buckle, the grunt of exertion as he tries to wiggle into skin tight green jeans, the spritzing of manly cologne, the creak of leather on an overpriced leather Frankenjacket, the jingling of his car keys as he leaves for the mall, the chonk-chonk of his bedazzler as he works on a new ball cap… It would be a beautiful thing. 2020 is already looking up.
– Lozil
Yes, we won a trophy last night but it’s clearly not the time to talk about that or celebrate. Right now, all our thoughts are on the tragedy in Barcelona. Continue reading
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::snort:: It’s much as you would imagine but at this point he’s out Ramosed The Ramos!
What is that outfit even? He looks like he’s crash landed in some sort of version of Baller Bad Fashion Heaven (which apparently is located in Versailles). From the waist down, it is straight up extraneous zippers ahoy! Apparently there is a DSquared store in heaven… And from the neckline up, it’s so damn 70s that I almost can’t cope. He seems to be channeling a very nervous undercover Rhoda Morgenstern being a wallflower at the high school dance if, you know, Rhoda had a beard and some bitchin’ shades. Wow. Somewhere The Ramos and Guti are shook.
Oh, but there is more… Continue reading
Real Madrid lifted their 11th consecutive Santiago Bernabeu trophy (and 26th overall) but Stade De Reims sure didn’t make it easy! Continue reading
The man who has everything wants you to have everything him. Cristiano has launched his own line of “luxury blankets” (well, as luxurious as 100% acrylic fiber can be). You can order the blankets and see the whole range here. At $130 a pop not counting shipping, it’s a bit steep. They are offering 20% off this week, but still. I think I’ll have to take a pass on this one though the pink and black one is cute. Thanks to watishisto El Fano for giving me the heads up on this one!
– Lozil
And also tres post-Aaron Ramsey. This look has been done to death, honey. Wasn’t good when they did it, not good now. SMDH.
– Lozil
We’re so disgusted and sad to learn that while watching the Champions League Final yesterday, another Real Madrid supporters group in Iraq was attacked. Continue reading
Some heartbreaking news today. Members of a Real Madrid supporters group in Balad, Iraq were attacked and gunned down by terrorists with AK-47s. Continue reading
Nuri Sahin apparently needs a moment alone with his new Nike boots. GET A ROOM! #Awkward
– Lozil
Of Headbands and Heartbreak
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Of Headbands and Heartbreak... 