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What Is Wrong With This Picture, Part 2

2 Apr

One for the ladies !! @strassenkicker CAP brand new ! Out now ! #strassenkicker #cap #newera #aha #poldi

A photo posted by Lukas Podolski (@poldi_official) on

Okay, I love me some Poldi, I really do but seriously? I can wear the regular AHA! hat, thanks very much. You don’t have to make me a special pink floral version just because I have a vagina. Honestly. I swear I won’t spontaneously combust or suddenly grow a penis if I wear the black & white one. Continue reading

I Kinda Give Up

29 Mar

tumblr_nloc96ncRx1qftb6ko1_500Thank you so much for the get well wishes. I’m doing better and will return to work tomorrow. I still don’t have a great deal of energy but I’m taking a break from doing my taxes (which is truly horrible) and thought I’d take a quick look at what I missed in the footy world. I kinda wish that I hadn’t. Sergio in a double breasted glen plaid suit just looks…wrong to me. But what really might make me sick again is this:
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Villa, What Are They Doing To You?

4 Mar


Well, it’s been unveiled and it’s even worse than I expected. This is just…poo. Continue reading

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

2 Mar

Girls like soccer too arseholes2So I found this in my inbox today and it made me growl in frustration. Why not Mommy’s little mascot?  Because I know plenty of hardcore lady Madridistas with woobinses. You may think that I’m overreacting, but check out the whole ad after the jump. Continue reading

Wednesday Training & A Cartoon Dog As Fashion?

11 Feb
RM: The next generation

RM: The next generation

What did I say yesterday?! NO MORE INJURIES! What did we get today? ANOTHER FRIGGING INJURY! Continue reading

Back To Training, Videos, Kisses, Egos & Confusing Transformations

9 Feb

SatelliteThe team, like my heart, must go on even after the absolute clusterfuckery of Saturday’s performance. Or lack thereof. Continue reading

Oh (No) Canada!

5 Feb

Cristiano thanked everyone for the many birthday wishes today.

Breakfast Television, a Toronto morning show, got in on the act wishing Cris a happy 30th… Continue reading

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