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Thanks For The Nightmares, Juve!

10 Jul

Don’t know about you but I find clowns hella creepy. Juve decided to traumatize us all by not only having creepy clowns in their new kit unveiling video but also by setting aforementioned clowns’ faces on fire. Even the presence of Claudio “Behold my bedroom eyes and chiseled cheekbones” Marchisio doesn’t make this any less horrifying. Gee thanks, Juve! As if I needed another reason for insomnia. At least Morata, Llorente and Gigi weren’t involved. I don’t need to equate Buffllmo with nightmares. That would be a big ol’ BuffllNO. ::shudder::

– Lozil

The Evil Empire Continues

29 May

SeppBlatterWCFor those who weren’t watching the clusterfuckery of the FIFA elections live today, here’s how it went down: Continue reading

No Excuse For This Nonsense

10 May

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A photo posted by Mesut Özil (@m10_official) on

So this happened. And if you think Mesut looks ridiculous in this shot, please do click through because it gets worse. Continue reading

AFE Confirms Strike

7 May

AFE Striker PresserA number of La Liga first team captains including Iker & Sergio were on hand at the AFE’s presser today to confirm the strike. Continue reading

LFP Official Statement

7 May

la_liga_logoThe battle rages on. Real Madrid posted the LFP’s statement in English on their site. Continue reading

What Is Wrong With This Picture, Part 2

2 Apr

One for the ladies !! @strassenkicker CAP brand new ! Out now ! #strassenkicker #cap #newera #aha #poldi

A photo posted by Lukas Podolski (@poldi_official) on

Okay, I love me some Poldi, I really do but seriously? I can wear the regular AHA! hat, thanks very much. You don’t have to make me a special pink floral version just because I have a vagina. Honestly. I swear I won’t spontaneously combust or suddenly grow a penis if I wear the black & white one. Continue reading

I Kinda Give Up

29 Mar

tumblr_nloc96ncRx1qftb6ko1_500Thank you so much for the get well wishes. I’m doing better and will return to work tomorrow. I still don’t have a great deal of energy but I’m taking a break from doing my taxes (which is truly horrible) and thought I’d take a quick look at what I missed in the footy world. I kinda wish that I hadn’t. Sergio in a double breasted glen plaid suit just looks…wrong to me. But what really might make me sick again is this:
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