End Of An Era: El Niño Retires

I’m feeling a bit weepy. Nando played his final match for Sagan Tosu against a Vissel Kobe side that featured two of his closest friends, Andres Iniesta and David Villa.

While You’re Waiting For The Match To Start…

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…have a mishmash of puppies, babies and selfies and not necessarily in that order.

Sunday Recovery Session & Love Is All Around

The team had a recovery session today. The starters stayed indoors with the exception of Toni came out for a bit of a run.

The Daily Drool – Epic Bromance Month: Andrea Pirlo & David Villa (And Sometimes Lamps)

It’s weird to see King Bitchface von Sex Beard and The Most Stoic Man In Football™ smiling  but they seem to bring out the love in each other.

Bitchfacing With A Fuzzy Pom Pom

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Gotta say, this made my day. King Bitchface Von Sex Beard with his family all in matching hats with gigantic pom poms on top.

Erm, Arsenal? Please Don’t Quit Your Day Jobs

Mazel tov to Arsenal for winning the FA Cup again, but oh lordy, this sets the Cringe-O-Meter to overload. That said, Per, Ramsey & Koscielny certainly are game. Bless. (It’s still not as bad as that wretched NYC FC song) Oh and Mesut? One thing I need to say to you…

What Is Wrong With This Picture, Part 2

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Okay, I love me some Poldi, I really do but seriously? I can wear the regular AHA! hat, thanks very much. You don’t have to make me a special pink floral version just because I have a vagina. Honestly. I swear I won’t spontaneously combust or suddenly grow a penis if I wear the black & white one.

I Kinda Give Up

Thank you so much for the get well wishes. I’m doing better and will return to work tomorrow. I still don’t have a great deal of energy but I’m taking a break from doing my taxes (which is truly horrible) and thought I’d take a quick look at what I missed in the footy world. I kinda wish that I hadn’t. Sergio in a double breasted glen plaid suit just looks…wrong to me. But what really might make me sick again is this:

Villa, What Are They Doing To You?

Well, it’s been unveiled and it’s even worse than I expected. This is just…poo.

Villa’s Ill Advised New Foray Into Music

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So, if you’re looking for reasons to NOT support NYC FC, here’s one. This is just a teaser of the full song  “All The Way” which will be released tomorrow and people, it is dire. It sounds like bloody Tubthumping. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?!  When watishista mygypsyspirit sent me that link last night, I almost peed myself laughing.  And to make everything even worse: Villa’s hair situation.