And what a gift it is! WHERE ON EARTH DO YOU EVEN BUY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! I’m hoping he had it custom made. If he did, I would have loved to see the tailor’s face when he described it. “I want like this acid washed frock coat, double breasted, with touches of green on the trim. In fact, I have these pieces of my friend’s Grandma Sadie in Boca Raton’s couch slipcover you could use. It’s going to be FABULOUS!” ::headdesk:: If I was that girl, I would be so freaking excited to get a picture with Sergio wearing this monstrosity. I stumbled over the picture on the Interwebz. If anyone has the name or Twitter of the nice young lady who immortalized this priceless outfit for us, please let me know. I would like to give her credit because I personally will be forever grateful that I got to see this. He’s just jumped the head of the list for the Worst Style Tishie.
– Lozil
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Wow. Just…wow.
If I ever get the chance to meet him I want him in an outrageous outfit like this. That would make it even better. Where in the world can you buy this kind of monstrosity? Oh Sese, please never change!
Uhhh….whaaaa….it looks acid-washed and/or velvet or plush material too. He’s like the Liberace of football!
Liberace of football. Brilliant.
He’s really trying to push this FrankenFashion to the limit! How does one even imagine such an abominable creation?
… Wow. That’s something, even for him.
This is almost as bad as the USA’s winter olympics grandma sweaters.
At least those were patriotic! I mean, yeah, they looked like patriotism threw up on them, but still!
Or the wild Russian team uniforms!
I’m actually crying from laughter. Is this a coat? It looks like it could be a jumpsuit!! Bless you Sergio I love you so much.
OMG. I *wish* it was a jumpsuit and that said jumpsuit had harem pant. XD
With a really low hanging crotch and cargo pockets lined with the grandma sofa fabric? XD
I did see this in my scan of the internet for all things Sergio….It burned my retinas, so I just scrolled on by….oh my dear Sergio; the ’80’s called….they want their coat back…..
Even in the 80’s that would have been a complete disaster! 🙂
In the ’80s it would have had humongous shoulder pads!
Do you think he wore this with his green jeans?
It’s just soooooo FUGLY, I can’t. I just can’t.