An Itty Bitty Burrito Baby And What Hath Karim Wrought?

8 Jun

10453903_588076894641490_984663095_nMarta captured Calleti and baby India napping on their vacation. She’s so tiny! (and four days younger than My Littler Pony) I love it when wee bebes are all wrapped up burrito-style. So sweet!

What’s not so sweet is Karim’s influence on the younger members of Les Bleus.

Good lord, what the ever loving hell made Antoine Griezmann pick that particular look of Karim’s to emulate?! That is just so wrong.

10401734_644621805631046_253289324_nAnd it looks like Paul Pogba is joining the Sketchy Hair Club for Men, but I don’t think that’s specifically Karim’s fault.

10388037_323633684459105_178200505_nStop the insanity! It’s good to know that The Baby is there to keep things on an even keel. I’m worried about my beloved Meow (Remy Cabella) coming under Karim’s sway.  All Benz has to say is “This is how Cristiano wears it” and Meow will lunge for the clippers. He may love Cris even more than Bale does, which is saying something.

Oh the humanity! Just scroll back up and look at the cute burrito baby again to get over this hair horror.

– Lozil

2 Responses to “An Itty Bitty Burrito Baby And What Hath Karim Wrought?”

  1. Allison June 9, 2014 at 9:54 am #

    Why would Griezmann go and kill the hotness like that? Why?

  2. jellyace June 9, 2014 at 2:14 pm #

    What is with the Combover Look? It’s not recommended for men with thinning hair. So even if you had hair, why copy it? It’s just insane…back to Burrito Baby and the alcoholic cocktails in the background.

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