Sergio presents us with a very interesting juxtaposition, pairing his Virgin Mary tee with his Dsquared crotch. Where will our eyes go first? (no surprise) Why do I feel guilty? Why is he testing us?? I give up, you sexy, sexay thang.
For the most part, VdB put together a pretty sexay list, which means we’re in for a sexay week of NT goodies. Here it is…
1. Casillas
2. Íñigo Martínez
3. Piqué
4. Mario Suárez
5. Koke
6. Iniesta
7. Michu
8. Xavi
9. Negredo
10 Cesc Fábregas
11. Pedro
12. Valdés
13 Mata
14. Isco
15. Ramos
16. Busquets
17. Arbeloa
18. Alberto Moreno
19. Monreal
20. Juanfran
21. Silva
22. Navas
23. Reina
Face cream, hair gel, murse…check.
Countless graphic tees and murse….check.
Adorable ‘sun’s in ma’ eyes’ face….check.
Horrible Manpris (at least they don’t look like they belong to his wife)….check.
No murse???? Murse-less Iker just feels wrong. On a random side note, it’s not too weird that I really want to see Iker in an Empathy Belly, is it?
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As always, Sefutbol conducts the “How happy are you to be here??” interviews with the newbies and then there’s the obligatory Sergio face time action.
Alberto Moreno: “You’re not called up to the Spain NT everyday, so it’s a time to be proud and happy.”
“We really wanted to play in Spain, people here embrace the team and we are all very grateful, in any corner it shows and now we have two games to enjoy and for people to see their team a little closer.”
Juanfran: “After so long without coming, you value being called up more. I have really wanted to help qualify for the World Cup.”
Inigo Martinez: “It was a big surprise to me but it’s worth coming for Albiol, in the end it’s football and one understands the injuries, but hey, what I want is to help and support the team in a few games that are so important.”
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Michu who was called up for the first time, got his game gear on and took his first official photos.
He’s a scruffy pretty pretty, but pretty pretty nonetheless. A little grooming and hello sex beard!
Victor Valdes, Mario Suarez, Jesus Navas, Isco, and Pedro got together with Nissan and some lucky extras to film their spot in the World’s Largest human wave. Fans will be able to record their wave clips and Nissan will put them all together, creating one large ass wave!
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The boys got to it and trained for an hour today, beginning preparations for their match against Belarus…on Friday…in Mallorca.
How many of you have caught some of those Grind on Me Vines? This pic brought them to mind & I really wish we had a La Roja Grind on Me Gif 😦
And finally, Sergio left us with this shot. Him and “2 beasts”….those are probably the sweetest looking beasts ever.
Welcome International Break, be good to our boys!
-Maisougio
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La energia de la roja.
“Alberto Moreno: “You’re not called up to the Spain NT everyday, so it’s a time to be proud and happy.”
And wear your Terrorist Duck t-shirt in all the photos/videos, apparently. I can assure you, his mami is going to bitch him out for that.
Iker totally has an Empathy Belly. I’m sure of it. And Sara rolled her eyes when it arrived from Amazon.es 😉
Michu! Been waiting for him to get a call-up; too bad it came about due to Villa’s injury though. Swansea has not had a good season thus far so maybe this will be a nice boost to that team as well as him.
I’m liking Michu! Those Sergio DSquared things are just awful, it doesn’t look like he even has a a crotch, not a good thing!
I can’t stop looking at the pic where Sergio’s spitting water and seems to be grabbing his crotch! 😉
I’m so excited about Michu getting a call up! Big congrats to him and Moreno. Now go forth and kick some Belarusian butt!
I’m so glad to be able to see Michu in some Spain action! I do think he needs a little grooming as the look he seems to be going for is:
1) Kenny Loggins in concert circa 1980s
2) Cabin Boy
3) He will yell at all balls: “Wilson!!!”
They really shouldn’t be allowed to buy anything Dsquared ever again. Literally not ever, not even a pair of socks!
not that i condone vandalism but i feel like if all dsquared shops were to somehow be destroyed (AFTER CLOSING, we don’t want anyone injured), i would not be sad.