Catching Up With France, Germany, Portugal, Argentina, Brazil And More

6 Sep

Karim got his chesticles workin’ in that jersey while posing for a picture with Les Bleus. Jellyace, remind me – didn’t we name them? I could swear I dubbed them “Asterix and Obelix” at one point.  Anyhow, here’s some Karim action.

Not sure when the following picture is from but it’s of him with Mesut and they’re both tragically dressed. I thought you’d all enjoy that.

Likewise, this shot. He looks fantastic though. Why can’t he be as innocent as he looks?!

Sigh. There is one French bebe on our team who hasn’t been sullied and he’s playing for the French U21 squad.

Good to see The Baby looking so fine and all grown up, isn’t it? I hope he’ll get more playing time soon.  I adore two of his teammates on the U21s: Remy Cabella & Benjamin Stambouli so I’ve gotta post some shots.

Sleeping Benji


Double tongue & finger action: Not as dirty as it sounds, sadly.

The Baby needs to hang out more with these two and take silly pictures. He always seems so quiet and shy.

Next up, Die Mannschaft, which means lots and lots of Mesut & Sami. You gotta love that, right?

There were three hilarious shots of Marco Reus from training that I just had to share. Great expressions!

No idea what’s going on but it tickled my fancy. Mesut did a press conference with Thomas Mueller and seemed to have a bit of an issue with his microphone, resulting in adorable, shy smiles.

It wasn’t all just drudgery. Mesut & Sami found time to be silly. They took pictures of their teammates who were being fitted for suits.

The whole team also went bowling! I’d love to see Real Madrid do that. It would be insane. All sorts of hijinks and bad fashion choices would ensue.

These are probably not bowling scores, otherwise these guys suck. I’m sure that someone can clue us in here?

Portugal knows how to do international duty. They tanned their fined, toned arses on the beach. Well done, sirs! Some of the photograph angles are a bit awkward. Let’s just say that’s how rumors get started.

And it’s Pipita time! I’ve been missing that saucy little minx, so let’s check in and see how Argentina is treating him.

That last picture is straight up unf! isn’t it? You can see why his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Here’s some pictures of his sensitive side, wrestling with his wee nephew.

And of course we can’t end without a little check in to see how Marcelo and the Brazilian guys are doing.

A nice bonus via our good friends over at Kickette – here’s the Ecuadoran National Team rocking out in a Jacuzzi. They’re celebrating a teammate’s birthday and make each guy get up and share his dance moves. It’s hilarious and adorable. Some of the squad are wearing too many clothes in the Jacuzzi for my taste, but most of them are blissfully half nekkid. Enjoy!

(Photos & gifs courtesy of GFSports, Crinkly Earshiguain-and-morelovetheseplayerssiemprehiguain20, hholtby, okay-sank-you-byeleyenda-personalnutellaboysxiaoyao0620tamhoukingbenz and realmadrid-cf)

– Lozil

17 Responses to “Catching Up With France, Germany, Portugal, Argentina, Brazil And More”

  1. Maddi September 6, 2012 at 6:48 pm #

    Oooh every time I see The Baby my heart skips a beat! Also, gotta love Julian Draxler 🙂 I remember watching his goal against Nuremburg live and screeching my head off. He’ll be a superstar!

    • kiki09 September 7, 2012 at 2:31 pm #

      I love Draxler too! One for the future!

    • jellyace September 7, 2012 at 2:50 pm #

      The Baby scored a goal!

  2. manie September 6, 2012 at 7:17 pm #

    Do Mesut and Sami ever leave each other’s side? I swear in that group picture it’s like Mesut is looking for Sami!

    Also, this may be TMI, but I swear if Benz wore a bra, it would be bigger than mine.

    • Danielle September 7, 2012 at 12:58 pm #

      That French kit does nothing for Benz’ bitch tits. Maybe it’s one of those tops with the secret hidden support… lol

  3. Lizzie September 6, 2012 at 8:06 pm #

    And here I thought I was the only one who used the word chesticles, …and my perverted mind thought for a moment that those mics look kind like penises lol..

    • jellyace September 7, 2012 at 2:51 pm #

      Our minds are going down the same dirty green path!

  4. MissLadya September 6, 2012 at 8:13 pm #

    Am still trying to decide whether Samisut snapping pics of their team mates dressing is either cute or a bit creepy. At least Mesut, bless his lack of subtlety, does so in the open, whereas Sami looks a bit more pervy, hiding behind that rack XD

    While I admit that I am guilty of not paying Kaká as much attention as some of the other guys (as in, I do not obsessively hunt down every snippet of information about him nor try to locate his house on Google maps), I am embarrassed to only now realize that he’s no longer on Brazil’s national football team. Just had that head-slapping moment when I thought, “But wait … if everyone’s away on international duties … why is Kaká still in Spain … HEY! Since when isn’t he part of the national team?! D’OH!”

    • Danielle September 7, 2012 at 12:52 pm #

      LOL !! Your first paragraph had me creasing. I had to go back for another look at Sami behind the rack.

  5. Allison September 6, 2012 at 9:34 pm #

    So much tongue working in many of these pics. Do you think they’re all bromantic messages between lovers cruelly separated by international duties? 😉

  6. PMom_ga September 6, 2012 at 10:19 pm #

    Bowling? No! Think of all the hurt toesies from the dropsies they could get during the yuk-yuk times they’d undoubtedly have! Trust me – toesies after dropsies are not fun. #ouch

  7. Bombay Talkies (@BombayTalkies) September 7, 2012 at 7:13 am #

    The mystery pic of Benz and Mesut is from Pascha–don’t know if it’s the Ibiza one or the one in Madrid. They were there together last summer.

    • drea September 7, 2012 at 5:27 pm #

      I think it’s the Pacha in Ibiza. That was the summer of the hat, haha. 😉

  8. Danielle September 7, 2012 at 12:50 pm #

    Ah man, Benz looks shit hot in every one of those pics.

  9. jellyace September 7, 2012 at 2:57 pm #

    Yes, Lozil, you did name Benzi’s chesticles Asterix and Obelix. And I said that Asterix and Obelix are my names for Puyol and Pique (moc moc moc!). But due to their stellar appearance today, those chesticles do deserve to be named, so Asterix and Obelix it is! And they really need to Getafix!

    But Benzi is not the only one rocking the “more than a training bra” look. Adil Rami and Ribery are venturing into BB cup territory! It must be the cut of their jersey and some really slinky fabric!

  10. drea September 7, 2012 at 5:25 pm #

    Just saw a photo of Mou at the Croatia vs Macedonia game. Awww….. Wait, I am getting this one right, right? I mean he must be there to see Luka play?

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