Thanks For The Nightmares, Juve!

Don’t know about you but I find clowns hella creepy. Juve decided to traumatize us all by not only having creepy clowns in their new kit unveiling video but also by setting aforementioned clowns’ faces on fire. Even the presence of Claudio “Behold my bedroom eyes and chiseled cheekbones” Marchisio doesn’t make this any less horrifying. Gee thanks, Juve! As if I needed another reason for insomnia. At least Morata, Llorente and Gigi weren’t involved. I don’t need to equate Buffllmo with nightmares. That would be a big ol’ BuffllNO. ::shudder::

– Lozil

The Daily Drool – Epic Bromance Month – Gigi Buffon, Fernando Llorente & Alvaro Morata

See this man? He’s sitting mighty pretty at Juve (as if he could sit any other way). Why? Because he’s at the center of the tallest bromantic triangle in Serie A: Buffllmo. 

Happy Birthday Morata!

Even though he’s left us for Juventus and the loving arms of Fernando Llorente & Gigi Buffon (Lucky bastard! Bufflmo 4EVA!), I still have a soft spot in my heart for King Muppet Baby who turns 22 today. Feliz Cumpleaños, Alvaro – we miss you!

Trouble With Our New Favorite OT3? & Zlatanapalooza

Watishista mygypsyspirit found some pictures of our new fave OT3: Juve’s Gigi Buffon, Fernando Llorente and Alvaro Morata. (Borentata? Giferal? Buffllmo? We’ve got to work on that portmanteau, but I’m voting for the last one!)

How’s About A Little Llorente Before Dinner? (Or Is This Dessert?)

While watching that video of Bayern for Armani in the last post, I stumbled upon this interview with Fernando Llorente at the Armani show which then led to his GQ Spain photo shoot in June for the designer, which I completely missed! Blame it on the World Cup.