International Break Means Get Your Worst Outfit Ready…

13 Nov

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…at least for Sergio it does. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. He. Wearing. Dear Lord, just when you thought you’ve seen the worst from him!

SMH!! It really is pointless to do this, but let’s try and figure out what “look” he was going for when he left his house today. Was he going for the tough, bullet proof vest look? In that case, no Sergio. Bad, bad, bad, Sergio! Was he just trying to take a piece of his baby mama with him, meant to take Pilar’s tank & wear it UNDERNEATH, but was running late & improvised? Sergio, that’s still a no no. OR is it possible that he bought his hoodie this way…..do we know for sure that the tank part isn’t actually attached?? Ay, ay, ay, Sergio. I’m not even going to talk about the pocket on his jeans, that runs parallel to his crotch. Madre mia, indeed.

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“What do you mean, I shouldn’t be trying to start trends?”

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Sergio: “I’m living a beautiful moment. Hopefully the child will come with the World Cup in our hands, but for that you have to work hard and we are on that path.”

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Xabi was all “No comment” about that outfit shit, but really, his face says it all.

Behold a safe outfit! Enter Fernando Llorente. We appreciate you, Lion King.

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Llorente – “It is always a joy to return to the Spanish national team. I’ve had a logical adaptation period with Juventus and now I am fully adapted to Juventus.”

Diego had to drop out of what would have been his first bout with La Roja, due to a hamstring injury, and Fernando Llorente was called up to take his place. I won’t say I’m happy about his injury, but I sure am happy to have Llorente with the team. A knee injury also kept Cesc from joining in on the NT action, Barca teammate Marc Bartra was called up to replace him.

Squad List for Equatorial Guinea & South Africa Friendlies

Goal Keepers – Casillas,  Valdes,  Reina

Defenders – Juanfran, Arbeloa, Ramos, Albiol, Inigo Martinez, Alberto Moreno, Monreal

Midfielders – Sergio Busquets, Xabi Alonso, Javi Martinez, Cazorla, Iniesta, Koke, Cesc Fabregas Marc Bartra, Juan Mata, Jesus Navas

Forwards – David Villa, Negredo, Diego Costa Fernando Llorente, Pedro

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All the pretties made their way to the Teatro Compac de la Gran Via for the new La Roja kit presentation. Is it just me or did the red of the Spain track suits get prettier? VdB looks like a sporty Santa, but instead of delivering gifts to footy fans only once a year, every few months he shares with us the hottest of Spanish men! Thank you Santa VdB.

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Iker, Villa, Xabi, & Sergio took turns speaking about their goals and road to the World Cup.

Xabi: [google really fudged the translation, so this is what I think he said..] It’s different for me not having participated in the Confederations Cup, but now with much importance I want to move forward very much.

Sergio: “Soccer City is always a nice memory and to go back there will be very special. We have to be grateful and give back how well we were treated at that time.”

“Our team is very confident, eager. We can not live in the past, it doesn’t pay to remember if we don’t live in the present.”

Villa: “What we got in South Africa was not easy, have much capacity, we know all rivals, there is time ahead of us but the goal is to get it back.”

Iker: “Selection is always an honor, we want to do something important in the face of Brazil’s WC and come back to make history.”

Another little clip featuring Iker, Villa, Jordi Alba, & Koke, showing off the details of the new kit…

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Y’all know Iker launched his twitter page/website today, here’s a pretty Iker graphic and cute little launch video.

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Lastly, an itty bitty social media round up before all the boys get selfie happy. Juan Mata shared a pic with Figo and Iker took to Instagram to document the growing of his Movember pornstache and mini vacay with Mama Sara in Paris.

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I’m sure this is the unpopular opinion, but damn it, I think I like the pornstache on Iker. Maybe he’s having a ‘I need to look like a Dad’ moment, like Nando did when he dyed his hair brown. A little mustache never hurt nobody….just don’t go Hulk Hogan on us please. As we all know with our style challenged footballers, a little men’s grooming (or lack there of) can get ugly quick. Keep it prety, Capi!

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Pics & Gifs via gfsports, infocasillas, thecristianoronaldos, cristianosronaldo, laenergiadelaroja, & sefutbol.

-Maisougio

39 Responses to “International Break Means Get Your Worst Outfit Ready…”

  1. randomthoughts57 November 13, 2013 at 3:10 pm #

    lmao Sergio. that shirt makes no sense.

  2. headbandsandheartbreak November 13, 2013 at 3:16 pm #

    That hoodie/tank top combo. I am weeping with laughter. Thank you, Maisougio! I sorely needed that today.

  3. Phédre November 13, 2013 at 3:18 pm #

    OK, we’ll have to look at this from a possitive angle (very hard, I admit). He hit rock bottom with this tank top he borrowed from Pilar (must be the hormones affecting him), even Karim looked less ridiculous. But … this means it can only get better right? I honestly can not picture a worse outfit, although with Sese you’ll never know…

  4. Phédre November 13, 2013 at 3:22 pm #

    Oh, and that pocket next to his crotch may come in handy …

  5. Mehreh November 13, 2013 at 3:27 pm #

    i think that is, sadly, all one shirt. also, i spy a gucci belt buckle.

    do you think crispy has everyone mean girls’ed on RM and doesn’t let anyone else wear gucci because GUCCI IS HIS THING? but the minute serhio gets away from RM, he wears all his assorted gucci gear because he knows cris won’t say anything.

    • b20 November 13, 2013 at 8:33 pm #

      Lol omg!!! Mean Girls reference feels very appropriate!!!:D

  6. Christine November 13, 2013 at 3:38 pm #

    For the love of all things that are Holy, Sergio my luv please, please accept Xabi’s intervention. Wait…there isn’t one? well I think there should be and PRONTO!

  7. Lena November 13, 2013 at 4:00 pm #

    ok breath in! WHAT THE FFFFUCK. What is that what do u call it? I mean when u anounce you are having a baby one would think that you would make better choice espailly fashion!

  8. Tatiana November 13, 2013 at 4:15 pm #

    Too shocked by Sergio’s outfit. Upper part of it looks like dress of an elderly lady or something. Ouch.

  9. Lizzie November 13, 2013 at 4:39 pm #

    did that knock to Sergio head make his feshion decision making worse?

  10. CinematiqueChic November 13, 2013 at 5:10 pm #

    Even I can’t defend this. I’m not sure there’s ever been something Sergio wore that I couldn’t find the good in but this has stumped me. WHY DOES IT HAVE A LITTLE POCKET? And I honestly don’t know if it’s worse if he threw the…bib (?) on over the sweatshirt or if it’s all one piece… This has addled my brain. I’m just going to concentrate on how happy he looks when he talks about the baby.

    On the bright side, I love the new Span kits. So that’s good.

    • SR 4 November 14, 2013 at 12:41 pm #

      I´m totally with you. I usually am on board with Sergio´s fashion shenanigans. I even liked him in his frankencoat and adore him in his bright red or green jeans but this is just too much. Imo it´s worse if he threw the black tanktop or whatever this is on. If it was already attached , it´s still awful enough but to think he came up with this himself…It´s mind-boggling. I bet he´s really proud of this look too and I guess it comes in handy if the baby spits or drools on him. He can just take/rip off the black abomination.

      I really like Iker´s pornstache though so I´m worried about my taste too…

      • CinematiqueChic November 14, 2013 at 1:24 pm #

        I’ve decided this is a practice baby carrier. Which makes no sense but neither does this outfit and it gives me a chance to imagine how insanely adorable and sexy it’s going to be when he takes the baby out.

        I like Iker’s ‘stache too! He’s working it. Maybe it’s something about him being in Paris and dressing slightly hipsterish?

        • SR 4 November 14, 2013 at 2:33 pm #

          It´s so tight though I´m not sure a baby could fit in. If someone could make it work it´s Sergio though. It will be fun to see who is going to be more crazy with their baby – Iker or Sergio lmao

  11. mygypsyspirit November 13, 2013 at 6:07 pm #

    I can’t even with Sergio… I want to put him on an episode of What Not To Wear. Would Stacy and Clinton come back for a special episode? THEY NEED TO!!!

  12. Laura Witrak November 13, 2013 at 7:17 pm #

    I think I can relieve all your minds – perhaps he is practicing wearing the male breastfeeding device wonderfully called: “Mr. Milker.” Yes, it is an actual thing: http://greatinventions.tv/home/product/mr-milker-male-breastfeeding/. (Make sure to go to this website and click on the More Images tab – there is a terrified male model trying to look tough while wearing it – awesome) My father discovered it after I gave birth and seriously considered buying it so he could “breastfeed” his first grandchild!!!!! Gah. Perhaps Sese took it one step further and decided he needed to get in practice before unleashing it on the unsuspecting population after the baby is born. Sergio – never change because I need this laughter!

    But I was also cracking up at this: What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. He. Wearing. THANK YOU Maisougio!!!!! This is going to become a common phrase of mine.

    • maisoun November 13, 2013 at 9:24 pm #

      OMG I hope Iker doesn’t find out about Mr. Milker or it’s definitely going to end up on his baby registry.

      • Laura Witrak November 13, 2013 at 10:05 pm #

        Oh no. You are right! Combined with the murse – he will so be into Mr Milker.

        • jellyace November 14, 2013 at 9:32 am #

          Mr, Iker Milker!

  13. Kristine November 13, 2013 at 8:44 pm #

    Hahahahahaha! I’m dying over here with that outfit. It’s ABSURD!

  14. Natalie November 13, 2013 at 8:46 pm #

    When did Sergio join FBI???

    • headbandsandheartbreak November 14, 2013 at 12:46 pm #

      LOL! It totally looks like a bulletproof vest now that you mention it (or am I just watching too much Criminal Minds lately?)

      • Natalie November 14, 2013 at 3:30 pm #

        I was watching Hostages and he can be next to Dylan Mcderman in this outfit on the TV show!

  15. b20 November 13, 2013 at 8:46 pm #

    Goodness, that outfit is….strange to say the least. I can’t help but think of his baby on the way with a matching outfit. The horror!! Hopefully he will leave the baby dressing to Pilar.

    And although its unfortunate have a player out because of injury, I’m quite happy with VdB’s choice in calling up LLORENTE:D That man was created by the sex gods, I’m sure of it!!

    Thanks for this post! I was having a bad day and now I’m not!!:D

  16. jellyace November 13, 2013 at 11:20 pm #

    What did David Villa and Santi Cazorla wear? Need to know.

    • maisoun November 13, 2013 at 11:24 pm #

      Didn’t find any pics of those two, or I would’ve posted them. Though with the atrocity that is Sergio’s outfit, all the other fashion challenged players get a pass.

      • jellyace November 13, 2013 at 11:34 pm #

        Oh, I dunno…Cazorla and Villa have always managed to come up with fashion fail winners… 😉

    • Mehreh November 13, 2013 at 11:53 pm #

      Villa was wearing a pretty all right outfit. Black long sleeve t, black puffer vest, not terrible jeans.

  17. jellyace November 13, 2013 at 11:33 pm #

    “Don’t try to copy anyone. Just because someone is a famous star, people think that if they wear what the star wears then everyone will like them in the same way. No. It doesn’t happen.” — Cristiano Ronaldo, who admitted that one of his fashion icons was Figo

    • headbandsandheartbreak November 14, 2013 at 12:03 am #

      Ah yes, Luis Figo. A definite style icon, especially in these trousers! 😉 (I’m thinking he’s a style icon for Guti & Sergio too)

      • jellyace November 14, 2013 at 9:41 am #

        Yup! THAT one! **facepalm**

      • SR 4 November 14, 2013 at 1:04 pm #

        Omg I´m dying. I have never seen that. Brilliant. Now I want Figo, Guti and Sese to all go golfing together. It would be a fashion desaster extraordinaire.

  18. Mimi November 14, 2013 at 12:41 am #

    This is probably the cutest photo of Sese I have ever seen, and I have millions/trillions of them!

    With that outfit, I think I have enough evidence to get full custody of their baby. We can not allow a child to be raised in such fashion abusive environment. Parents can visit anytime but NEVER together. Where do I send this plus, I will need a lawyer. Anyone? You can spend your holidays with us as part of your payment.

  19. juni November 14, 2013 at 5:57 am #

    I cannot wait for the boys to be in South Africa!!! I probably wont get to see them but if I do, I promise to snap the fashion faux pas and upload so we can all “wtf” over them!

  20. Katie Ann November 14, 2013 at 4:42 pm #

    Oh, Sergio, I have no words… I do have words for David Villa ’cause he looks smokin’ hot in the new kit. I’m a fan…. And Maisougio, I’m with you on Iker’s Movember ‘stache. I kind of like it, too.

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