International Break Means Get Your Worst Outfit Ready…

…at least for Sergio it does. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. He. Wearing. Dear Lord, just when you thought you’ve seen the worst from him!

Your Attention, Please….

That is all. You may return to your regularly scheduled Sunday evening activities (one of which is now, more than likely, a cold shower).

(Gif via la-vecchia-signora)

– Lozil

Updated: Match Post: Real Madrid vs. Juventus

Champions League Match Day 3 sees us take on Juventus at home. I will be so torn as my beloved Gigi Buffon and Andrea Pirlo take on our boys (not to mention Claudio Marchisio and Fernando Llorente). But it should be a really good match. Feel free to comment here pre, during and post match.

La Roja Ready for Ecuador

I hope these guys are in a better mood going into today’s match, than I am. Technology is working against me today, email won’t connect to server, lost all my contacts on my phone, and my laptop shut down on it’s own while I was in the middle of this post, so I’m gonna get through this quick before something bad happens!

Chattin’ it up with La Roja

Oh Fernando, how I’ve missed your Farrah Fawcett/Wolverine hybrid hair! I’m so glad his pretty prettiness was called up by VdB…now if he can only get some minutes. VdB, give the man some minutes! Let me stop myself before this turns into a ‘I pledge allegiance to the Lion King’ post, we’ve have many a pressers & piccies to get through.

La Roja Has Landed

La Roja landed in Guayaquil about an hour ago. It’s nice to see that Sefutbol has still not invested in anything more than a point and shoot camera (with vaseline on the lens, methinks) or maybe they’re just taking the shots with someone’s circa 2007 Blackberry Pearl, because…WOW. 

UPDATED: Sunday Bits & Bobs: Part II (Now On A Monday Morning)

Well now that its heading for 1 AM and I’m in an absolutely foul mood, I’m going to make this a quick post since I have to be up for work in a few hours. This post deals with non-Real players. David Luiz and his goofiness always seem to cheer me up. He’s adorable. 

Updated: Sunday Bits & Bobs, Part I

Okay, by opening with this Kaka in China shot, I’ve just assured that Shigs will not read the post ever. Girl, think of it as ripping off the Bandaid quickly. There’s more Kaka within, but I’m getting it out of the way first.

This is what happens when you basically take a weekend off from posting. Tonight will be a two post mammoth bumper crop of photos. Please bear with me as its more or less a photo dump. The weather here is too bloody hot and I’m too tired to do much more. All I can say is thank god for air conditioning otherwise, I’d be a puddle on the floor somewhere. Without further ado here’s A-L of the Bits & Bobs! (Updated to add pictures of Enzo, Guti, Antonella & Thiago. Please note Guti has a terrible hat on. Enzo does not)

Goals for Days…

Can I get a Woot Woot for Saturdays? Yes ma’am, this shitter of a week is over! I woke up feeling like I could finally exhale and it feels good, it feels so good that I thought *Hmmm…why not, finally, put some game posts together that feature so many pics & gifs, that it will probably take 10 minutes to load, once published.* So here that post is….just let your internet connections do what they do, for a minute, before you start scrolling 😉 Or count 50 Woot Woot‘s, or ogle them champion calves up!

Cheery Uppy Bits & Bobs

On such a drama filled day, we need some cheering up, don’t you think? Marcelo kindly posted this shot with the caption “So much swag!!! #enzoboy”  These two are the best. I’ve missed regular Enzo pictures. Onward for some assorted giggles…